What the Democrats really need is a way to lie to their constituency and scare them into voting like the Republicans do.

You've got funny timing. just yesterday I got a phone call from a charitable organization seeking donations asking for my mother. The only problem is that she's been dead for 21 years. I wish I was kidding.

I do that too, but because I'm cheap. Holiday cards can be 90% off once the holiday is over, so some judicious use of a Sharpie and voila!

I'd say it's nowhere near high enough for those backwards 18th century mindset fucks. But that's just me…

Narf!

OK then, if in Australia, the word "chase" in interpreted to mean "hunt and kill," then what is the word they use for when the word "chase" is meant as "pursue" or "follow"?

Why, is it worth watching the woman Wiggle writhe and waggle when working?

I don't want teacup poodles killing all of koalas. Just one. Maybe an old one who lived a life of depression after not getting the Qantas gig who would look at being the posthumous subject of a viral YouTube video as a fitting end to his existence.

Well, my kids are 20 and 17, so I haven't had to sit through an episode of the Wiggles for about five years now…

You know, now I really want to see a teacup poodle hunt down and kill a koala.

I truly enjoy the KTLA Morning News, particularly on the weekends. However, KTLA is one of the Tribune stations targeted for purchase by the Sinclair Group as reported on by John Oliver on last Sunday's Last Week Tonight. I'd hate to see how much Sinclair would damage their broadcast, except for them sending more…

I wasn't there with them, but my daughter once got separated from her mother at Universal Studios at age four. They were there as part of a large group and at one point the group splintered and it was a classic "I thought she was with you!" scenario. This was before cell phones were common. Apparently my daughter,…

Batman knows. He always knows.

It comes down to making sure they know about the dangers out there without necessarily exposing them to those dangers. I was a little concerned when my not-very-social 18yo son said he wanted to go to a prom after-party. I didn't have to remind him that with the medications he's on there's no way he can even take a…

Well, i can attest it's not quite so different when they're 20 and 18. No matter how smart and responsible your kids are, there is still so much they don't know that you want to try to shield them from.

Considering that Jade is transgender, you need to increase the magnitude of the self-doubt and guilt exponentially. A ridiculous portion of transgender teens run away from home at some point and it's almost always a result of having been rejected by their family. And while I hate generalizing, it's usually religious…

Exactly my thought. It's one thing to point a finger at a KKK rally and say "Those are racists" because that lets you put a face to it, but it's something else to see statistics about incarceration rates by race and realize there's something inherently wrong with the system.

Oh, wait, did you say for them to do it live? How's this? https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I've met Rob Paulsen and Maurice LaMarche numerous times. I asked who pissed off the writers enough to make them write "You Said a Mouseful" and subject them to that torture. They said they loved doing that episode and it barely took longer to record than regular episodes. They are professionals after all…

Then try this update starting around the 1:45 mark:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…