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    At the time we met, I was 27 and my wife was 30. We were known as that really weird couple, and little has changed since except having raised two really weird kids who knew who Pinky and the Brain were long before they knew who Mickey Mouse was.

    No, it wasn't her.

    April 1,1995. My wife and I get married in the world's first (and likely only) Animaniacs themed wedding. Still married 22 years later and this is the best anniversary present we could ask for.

    So Lee injects herself with the virus and apparently the first thing she does is a trip to the salon for a blowout?

    Zoolander 2 is also a Zoolander movie.

    Ok, note to self. Wait until after my shower and first cup of coffee in that morning to use big words.

    He could be impeached based on the emollient clause alone. From the day he was sworn in he promised any money his hotel made from foreign governments would be donated to charity. While that was sketchy enough and not likely to hold water to begin with, it was discovered yesterday that the accounting the hotel is using

    I knew Curtin was clean, just want sure about Al. Can you imagine how hard it would be to deal with everyone else being coked up while you're clean? I suppose you'd have to be an asshole to get through to them most of the time.

    Seth's writing team had better win the Emmy this year.

    The thing is that Franken owns up to it all. He was a comedy writer in the 1970s and while I'm not positive I'm pretty sure he did as much coke as the rest of the crew back then. He makes a clear point that he's moved way past that kind of behavior, unlike President Cheetodust who just refuses to address things like

    It's been so long that the only thing I recall of Kate and Allie is one time when Susan St. James went on Letterman and he introduced her as "TV's Kate or Allie."

    Hillary would have made a great president. She was just a terrible candidate.

    Franken used to wrestle in college. I'd bet on him vs. anyone else in Congress.

    I was unaware Cudi had any problems, but I don't think it changed the fact that he wasn't a good fit for the show.

    A third party candidate is never going to have a snowball's chance in a national election until that party has made inroads at the local and state level. To expect a Green/Libertarian, etc., presidential candidate to win the presidency when there are few to no Green senators, congressmen or governors with any

    Precisely. The rise of the Tea Party from with the GOP is what really tilted things. There were enough TPers within the GOP to hold the rest of the party hostage to their demands.

    Governors of red states will complain about any measure like this that will cost money. When the GOP was in charge of California they tried to fight even having voter registration forms made available at the DMV.

    Then John McCain will say he disagrees with Trump's policies but will still vote for the bill.

    I forgot who replaced Reggie after he left, as I suppose most people have, but CBB really picked up again when Weird Al took over. So, of course, it was then canceled.

    Conan O'Briens Basic Cable Band live is exceptional. I'd even pay to see the band perform in a theater by themselves, as long as there were several jokes at La Bamba's expense.