Just because Netflix is producing it doesn't mean it won't be in theaters first. Amazon produced Manchester by the Sea and it played in theaters. Plus they're distributing Kumail Nanjiani's The Big Sick and that'll be in theaters as well.

And I'm assuming Goldie Hawn in Snatched, going by the commercials at least.

No. there's no need to rush her. She's developing just fine. Besides, according to IMDB she turns 18 in a few weeks, so everything I just said won't be creepy at all at that point.

This is my new all-time favorite website, non-porn division. Thank you!!!

It wouldn't be hard to solve the mystery on Family circus. The culprit always leaves a long, circuitous dotted line outlining his path.

They probably put that in his contract. $15mil for doing the film, then an extra $5mil if he actually acts interested while promoting the movie.

He looks like if he tries to run 20 feet he'd die anyway.

He still is. He's just numbed us to the point where things like this that should terrify us can be shrugged off rather easily. It's the whole "We could all die in a nuclear fireball any minute now so why do I give a shit about other stuff" syndrome.

Fern…

When was it ever gone?

Oh, is it the Spleen? The Shoveler? The Bowler? Please, just not Mr. Furious.

Yeah, the actual quote has the word "eliminating" snuck in there, but they just mumble that part to themselves. That's why the transcripts of so many GOP conversations have "unintelligible" parts.

You guys are such genuses.

Only the ones who aren't attractive enough hit on. That's probably why Hannity is threatening to leave: No good tail left to chase.

And he can't wait for the female staff to get under him.

Isn't that Beyonce's sister?

And Trump will get Mexico to pay for the thimbles.

The best TV counting job is on Sesame Street.

Sadly, I've seen far too many people in real life who do the same thing, so that it doesn't appear unusual when i see Cage doing it. Don't get me wrong, it's still ridiculous, but just not as rare an occurrence as it used to be.

1,2,3,5,8,13,21,34,37. #RuinAFibonacciSequence (A tweet stolen from Emo Phillips who was the first person I thought of when I saw the title "EmoGenius")