And she's still be worth a hundred times what her second husband is. I suspect he'd soon steal from her and leave her penniless.

Didn't Duke run for President once? I guess we're learning now how that would've turned out.

Unless the "talking to" ends with a judge telling her how long she'll be in federal prison, I don't want to hear about it.

She's the daughter of the guy who runs the gravel pit.

SNL is the one thing Trump has improved.

At least now I know why she hadn't been returning my calls. But now my fingers are crossed… oh, no, wait, that's just the arthritis.

In that case, she's just as qualified for Trump. So screw Congress Chelsea, run for President. As long as you're running against Trump or Pence, or Ryan, or Cruz, or pretty much anyone with a -R after their name, you've got my vote!

Thanks for that note BB, please pass my greetings on to Putin when you see him.

Remember during the campaign when Clinton's stamina was called into question? She's the one who didn't skip events even when she had pneumonia, but it seems Baby Donny gets cranky if he doesn't get his afternoon nap…

Egg?

The only time the press prints "lies" is when they print anything anyone in the Trump administration says verbatim.

I wonder whatever happened to Norman?

Didn't that come only after he first got noticed as the mob boss in Batman? That's what put him on Hollywood's radar.

No, I'm pretty sure that one is evil as well. Perhaps that only only seems "good" by comparison.

She was probably surprised to learn what it felt like to be grabbed in the pussy by a normal sized hand.

I'm trying to wrap my head around the concept of a "good KellyAnne."

"All of which means that either the Drudge Report is in on the joke and essentially making fun of themselves, or…"

No, Dennis Miller shit his pants on 9/11 and was never able to get the stains out.

Exactly.

You mean besides terrible dialogue and awful directors? Good question…