Well, Trump would be the so-called "brains" behind the operation, but it would be his 10 year old son who did the actual channel hacking. That kid knows all about computers…

I bet a moose and squirrel foiled Fearless Leader's nefarious plot.

The Boris and Natasha scenes in the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons were, in fact, documentaries.

Why isn't Weird Al in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame yet? My understanding is that artists become eligible 25 years after their debut, which in Al's case would mean he's been eligible since 2008.

And he never would because he keeps it family friendly. I saw him when I was 18 and again at 50 with my 19 and 16 year old kids.

If your pussy is orange you may have been grabbed by Trump.

"You killed my third cousin, once removed!" doesn't have quite the same heft to it.

Chewie just drove. Then he had to wait in the car because Rey would be embarrassed. Oh, wait, I'm thinking about my daughter. Sorry.

Survey time: When you eat at Panda Express, do you prefer the white meat or the black meat?

Hate to say it, but the most likely reason is that Carrie Fisher couldn't climb those rocks.

To be fair, she does appear to be in charge of the entire resistance, so it would be improper for her to leave during times of distress.

We're making America poop again… and again… and again…

I thought it was just because costumed super-villains didn't show up until just before WWII, so the movie's villain had to come from Diana's background.

Yeah, but Shecky was pre-irony. Seinfeld and his peers introduced and killed irony. At this point we're so far past irony that comedians are only ironic about the lack of irony…

How does NWA feel about this? It's not like the acronym was a secret…

Have you never seen a female character drawn by McFarlane? They're basically boobs with a torso, head and limbs attached.

I don't know about that. I think Seinfeld had the whole "What's the deal with ___" down pat by 1978. Can you imagine a time when that line sounded fresh?

Please tell me we'll finally find out what the deal with airline food really is.

Well, professional wrestling is more art than sport, isn't it?

No, it was not derogatory in any way. She said football and MMA are not art, period. Nobody can make an argument that they are.