More like a Didgeri-don't! Amiright?

Then let's hope the family line ends there.

Apparently it's not in the top ten selling domestic beers, therefore not included in the review. Although "It's tolerable!" would be a perfect ad slogan.

There's nothing more entertaining than unintentional double entendres, except pretty much everything else.

I learned a lot from muppetfucker.edu, most notably how to get felt out from between my teeth when floss isn't available.

So that means he's buried under a mountain of parmesan cheese? I'd believe that.

I thought Kevin Elster was very convincing in Little Big League.

I studied abroad. After fifteen minutes she told me to get lost.

Steve Bannon. Just google it.

No, the crocodiles are crocodiles, no matter how they dress and they have to use the crocodile bathrooms! We know all they're really trying to do is get peeks at naked alligators in the alligator bathrooms!

I guess that depends on what your definition of the word "is" is…

Clearly, you either haven't seen the show or you don't know what "over the top" means.

Well, I think they had to put her condition in the context of the fictional Tig and for those who don't know her real-life history to get on board. And the pilot had to be glum since the theme of the subsequent episodes was Tig finding her way out of the darkness.

Then the men would be angry that the women didn't fill their glasses for them.

Honestly, I don't think that's fair. FG makes fun of everyone. I don't think you can single out women as a preferred target, especially when the biggest idiot on the show is the stereotypical fat while guy.

Just as sad is Mark Zuckerberg taking no responsibility. It should not be hard to flag forwarded posts that have been proven to be untrue.

I picked the wrong year to be allergic to alcohol.

He's referring to the incident in 1960 when Tonight Show host Jack Paar told a joke involving the misinterpretation of the initials WC to indicate water closet. The joke was censored and Paar walked off the show for a month.

You mean like confusing question marks and exclamation points?

I thought it was a malted, not a shake.