Henry Winkler would never do that. He's just that astoundingly nice. Foreman maybe. The others say "Don't you know who the fuck I am?" to people who already know them.

I can't wait to see what kind of hard hitting humor Dr. Jack Budofsky can bring in this era of Trump…

That was clearly one of the easiest parody titles Mad Magazine writers ever had to come up with.

I'm colorblind. I'm allowed to call things colorful as a derogatory term, you're not.

Are you kidding? Emojis are just colorful hieroglyphics. We're going backwards in communication, just much further than you're suggesting.

Right, and it was all resolved when Rhoda said to Brenda "What do you mean you feel insecure about your looks. Robin wears a mask! You think he's hiding Robert Redford's face under that thing? Now go talk to him!"

I liked the running gag where the girl Rhoda would be trying to set Batman up with would invariably ask "Batman? Is that a Jewish name? and Rhoda would reply with her trademark "Well…" and her signature shrug.

I think she has to stay home and watch the kids and the appliances.

The point is that the OP to whom I was referring stated that without religion as the backbone of morality there would be nothing preventing people from acting non-virtuously if religion were removed from the equation. He, of, course, had no proof to offer of such a ridiculous and insulting claim. While not necessarily…

I had what I like to refer to as a practice marriage, met at 20, married at 23, done at 27. It ended mostly because she wanted kids far sooner than I was ready for. Plus in this case, she was so immature it would have felt like I was raising two kids. So after I'd remarried my wife and I sat down and reviewed…

Once we could start feeling the baby kicking we were done. Just grossed both of us out.

Sorry, I should have checked my stats before posting… because I OVERSTATED the prison percentage by a factor of five. It's 0.1%, not 0.5%.

Just because the percentage of the prison population that are atheist or agnostic is 0.5% while the portion outside of prisons is between 5% and 10% doesn't mean anything. Oh, wait, it actually does… (Granted, it could mean that the god-free are better at avoiding detection and capture by authorities, but that…

I'd said all along that I didn't want to start having kids until I was 30. My wife took the pregnancy test the day after my 30th birthday, so I was right on schedule. The problem was that we'd only agreed to start trying less than a month prior to taking the test, so we hit the jackpot first time out of the gate. Now…

Don't we already have laws in place based on moral concepts as the common good? Whether it's taxes to pay for shared services such as military, police and fire coverage or speed limits to ensure safety. And seriously, I would prefer a secular morality czar than delegating that task to religious leaders because I'd…

You could argue that, but you'd lose because you're assuming that morality and secularism are incompatible. If one acts morally out of fear of eternal damnation, that is not true morality. Secular morality is everyone being taught that we're all in this together and need to act for the common good. We don't need…

For anyone who wants to see the movie with a crowd but hates movie theaters with those annoying walls, lives in the SoCal area, and thinks the movie would be so much better if Mike Judge, Terry Crews and Dax Shepard were all there to talk about it under the stars, you're in luck!

That report was debunked as garbage long ago. True wage equality means equal pay for equal work. That was not the case with that analysis as they simply took the median salaries of the men and women. If there are more men in higher paying positions then of course the men are going to have a higher median salary. And…

True, but there are also all of those pesky churches telling people how birth control is the devil's work and how god won't give you any more than you can handle. You know, lies…

Sorry, I'm not going to allow that one. Perhaps you missed the line "If we can make a good deal in the salary, she's going to probably have a job." That implies it has to be at a salary that's beneficial to Trump. Remember everything he's ever said about making a deal, trying to get the advantage, controlling the…