Back in the day, I was a starred commenter on Deadspin. I can barely go over there now. The comments are pure trash. Going to Kinja did not help things.

So is this a sequel or a prequel to Bee Movie?

I don't know why people are upset.

The Phillies have 21 wins total this year. 5 against the Nationals. They are 16-28 against the rest of the league. And I think the Nationals have 2 walk-off wins on multi-run homers by Harper. So the terrible Phillies could have a .500 record against Washington.

South Korea is protecting the old movie going experience. They want to make sure this movie is distributed the right way to the big screen. So that the patrons can sit in a vibrating recliner with speakers built in while getting squid jerky delivered to their seat.

Each night's performance will allow the audience to use their cell phones to vote for which performer looks most like Darlene from Roseanne.

The NBA playoffs have been so incredibly boring this year. But I work with kids and they love it. They love all of the blowouts and sweeps. They love just seeing teams win and dominate. So maybe there is some good coming out of it.

The Nats' biggest problem is how bad the NL East is. For whatever reason, it seems like the Phillies are the one team that really challenges them in the division, But they don't get challenged much by the Braves, Mets and Marlins. And it comes back to haunt them in October because they are not totally aware of…

The episode with the Heroine Convention was like the worst of Peggy Hill. She was so incredibly unlikeable.

I really had trouble enjoying it this year because of how bad Tandy was.

It's a bit of a stretch.

So why did you mention The One Word No Non-Black Comedian Can Use Under Any Circumstance, No Matter How Good a Wordsmith They Are in a story about Bill Maher? And then you bring up Mel Brooks, Sarah Silverman and George Carlin. Why bring them up when talking about Bill Maher unless you are comparing them to Maher's…

I had a friend in high school who died after swimming in a lake a few days after a root canal. She spent a few days in the hospital and that was it.

With secret surprise headliner - A Certain Ratio.

I am repeating myself because you refuse to answer a simple question. You implied that Maher was making a clever word play. But you will not explain how it was clever or how it was funny.

Yes. It is way more difficult for a single black guy to stop all of the violence in Chicago on his own. It is a lot easier for Chance to protest casual racism by a celebrity on a major network. Maybe he could stop off and cure AIDS once he stops the violence in Chicago. Then maybe he will be allowed to send out a…

You are the one claiming that Chance the Rapper isn't doing enough to fight crime in Chicago.

No. Please. Help me out. I am stupid. You are smart.

It's terrible when blacks fight back against racism. I remember the good old days.

You brought them up.