So what is your solution? What should the comedians do? Take up arms and storm the Capitol?

Maybe that is why they are raising funds for Planned Parenthood.

So you mean like doing things like posting snarky comments on the Internet?

She is just simply terrible. She is unqualified and has spent most of her life advocating for the destruction of public education.

I think the only likeable character in American Beauty the last time I watched it was Annette Benning ' s boyfriend.

His version of Zatoichi from about 2003 is a must see!

I loved it when it first came out.

Dear Amadeus3000,

I remember when I was in college I had a friend that went to a Vietnamese barber that only charged $5 a haircut. And I went with him once. My friend had straight hair. I have curly hair. That was the single worst haircut I have ever gotten. That guy had no idea how to cut curly hair.

No. Don't you see the problem. These Chinese guys are willing to work longer hours at a lower rate. How are these white guys supposed to compete with that? Trump's got it!

I work with a Trump supporter. Middle aged white guy. I asked him about his Christmas vacation and be started complaining. He said there is a new barber shop on his corner owned by a bunch of Chinese people. He said they were open on Christmas eve. And they only charge $6 for a haircut. He says this is unfair to…

I just watched some of the highlights of De Vos. She is a total disaster. She is literally an Am way Salesperson.

Scott Baio should have been fucking thrilled that he was even recognized. Should have been the highlight of his day.

Do you mean like the few hundred thousand people expected to march on Saturday to protest him? Or the people consistently contacting their Senators?

Followed by 2 to 3 min. Unless Pence pardons him.

I don't know. I think Scott Baio has a point about how tough it was under Obama. Even Scott Baio himself could not find steady work for the past 8 years. Despite the fact that he checked Monster.com down at the library every day looking for work. He searched for jobs for "Hollywood Hunk", "TV Star" and "Action…

I heard they recently moved Grant's Tomb.

The amazing thing about that player is depending on when you bought it, it was either incredibly expensive or ridiculously cheap.

If Alex Smith throws up during the Super Bowl it is because he ate too much chili while watching it.

If you live in an area with a large Eastern European/ Slavic population, you might be able to track down Zywiec Porter from Poland. It is distributed by Heineken, so it is not impossible to track down. It is fantastic. It is a lot more drinkable than many of the beers on this list. My problem with many imperial…