Let's not forget how mean she was to Anne Hathaway!

The dog certainty licks his balls less.

Yes, we need a rich white celebrity in the White House and that is it!

I have noticed that too. The funny thing is that Wharton is the worst part of Penn. Wharton kids are terrible.

Nobody ever believes me when I tell them Betsy Brandt was my favorite person on Breaking Bad.

I will always know Joey Lauren Adams for de-flowering Bud Bundy.

Fucking Streep.

Can you prove Meryl Streep wasn't doing coke during the debates?

Don't forget the funk music they have the drug filled parties.

I mean in the neurological sense. Like he can walk,talk, maybe dance. It appears he sees things.

Good work.

I mean, it is true. He does have a very good brain. And he has said a lot of things.

They work because everybody has heard of the movie, but most people have no idea what the movie is about.

I love a good "Sophie's Choice" joke.

And guys named Eddie. Hilary won 95% of the vote of guys named Eddie. If you don't count them, Trump won the popular vote.

Anybody willing to venture over there and check the headlines?

I play hockey against a bunch of guys who went to Wharton. And I know that because until November 8th, they constantly mentioned they went to Wharton. Hardly ever mention it now for some reason.

I remember one day over the summer, my 4-year-old son and I went food shopping. And I bought him a quart of vanilla ice cream. And we got colored ice cream cones. As we were unpacking the bags one of the ice cream cones got broken. It was electric blue. So I took the blue broken ice cream cone and sprinkled it…

Many of his classmates even voted him Most Educated Guy in Class.

"What do these Hollywood elitists know!!!"