No way.

Awesome. I have always wanted to see a version of Dodgeball without the only funny scene when the guy gets hit with a wrench.

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What an asshole.

Can we get Skeet Ulrich in on this project?

His garbage time numbers are so huge that he will get a massive contract in a few years. Fantasy owners should chip in for a real receiver for him.

Do you know what that would create?

Just wait until you find about the chain of roast beef franchises protecting people who start fires for vindication.

You don't know about the Pepperoni Pedophile Ring?

I thought it followed the Bright Bart standard. Say something stupid. If somebody doesn't understand or find it funny, it is because they are too stupid to understand. Then you pretend are smarter than everybody else.

Doesn't Obama do the voice of Teddy on Bob's Burgers?

Haha, joke's on your Buzz! They are just fucking with you. And look how mad you get.

And a cocktail sucker too!

So you get upset about Sam Bee and Colbert telling jokes, but not Trump.

Donald Trump would. Apparently he watches every week.

No. Obama has been a really good President.

The difference is that Obama knows how to do the job.

Or he could spend time doing research. Because it is pretty obvious that he has no clue how the government actually works. But yea, this seems like a good use of time for a 70 year old man.

Awesome. It's not like he has work to do. All the best Presidents spend time trolling people online.

I have never been crazy about It's Always Sunny. Like a lot of the things that are supposed to be outlandish and crazy just seem normal to me. They mostly just reminded me of going to really, really lousy bars in Philadelphia in college.