It's a good thing that none of this ageist nonsense applies to the modern day neo-classicalist progressive rock chaunter. 
I for One have only continued my ascent far beyond any quantifiable elucidation of genius as I have begat my current Work. I see no epochal end to the infinite glory of My muse as I welcome the…

Idiosyncratic voice endowment: check.
Ability to articulate eclectic instrumental and thematic concerns within accessible concept friendly album structures while maintaining a career consistent progressive harmony: check.
Capability to maneuver gracefully between ballads and uncompromising rockers, often within the same…

Just look at that scruffy hasbeen. I'm pulling off a far more integrated imitation of Myself right here with this post, and I bet it sounds better too.

Next week: Machina II/The Friends And Enemies Of Modern Music, whereupon My own career-derailing band-within-a-band concept masterwork sequel finally receives its due critical reappraisal… please?

(ahem…)

Well, it seems purely self evident to Me that a true Artiste should be innately aware that the only proper way to embark on a song cycle is to ensure that the narrative explored within must solely address the Artist's dissatisfaction and overwhelming preoccupation with the public acceptance of the nuances of His/her…

She's just so insufferably pretentious.

No it did not, as Zwan is but one incarnation within the vast canon of modern rock's most influential and progressive iconoclast.

I can't help but notice that Iha didn't make the cut.

"Range Life", by Pavement.

He's going to read this, somehow figure out who you are, and undertake a complex and increasingly unlikely revenge plan against you. Maybe he'll even take to twitter if he really knows how to do some damage, as have I on occasion, in order to reasonably address misdoings upon my Righteousness.
I thought his work on…

Apparently Han now digitally moves out of the way, much like I myself moved away from alternative grunge towards more transgeneric forms of musical innovation.

Surely you mean Caravan of Courage, or perhaps the Battle for Endor? I still talk about them.

Kutcher's hair is a disgrace.

That conceited zwanker in the brown jacket more than makes up for him.

I forgive, accept and love you for your unprovoked attack on my very being. Thank you.
Nevertheless you have unwittingly made a relevant point here pertaining to my Work. As I have playfully reported in the press, the unparalleled current incarnation of My band may or may not include one of the famous children depicted…

Zwan.

my music is timeless, so eat shit pal. U fucked up, you know it, self destructive lame people like you have to turn your ugly ageist shit inside out because you HATE YOURSELVES.

The biggest gimmick here is Moore and Ranaldo's simple, repetitive roster of alternate guitar tunings. Somehow they fooled a generation into mistaking simple aesthetic dissonance for some sort of musical progression. 
I myself have evolved various trans-tunings far beyond Sonic Youth's primitive excursions, yet I…

I found Watchmen to be pompous and pretentious.