I can tell you from personal experience, being balder than your father sucks,

Michael J Fox ended up providing an example of how much damage Parkinson's can do, and he never boxed in his life. Having seen him, I'm reluctant to put most of Ali's condition on the sport.

I'm flashing to how Dan Savage's columns used to open every letter with "Hey F*ggot".

For me, looking like wings and pizza. Because given my family history, I'm opting for heart attack over Alzheimer's.

"There is of course a classic technical definition from political science that differs from the above, but I'm not going to lose you."

I love that story. She was going to leave for career concerns (season 3 *did* kinda suck…), and he told her the role was inspiring people.

I always thought the fact that Kirk and Uhura were being forced to kiss each other kind of undermined the significance of the scene.

See, I always figure that the AC makes the warm-weather chexing possible.

Hey, a fellow Wisconsinite. I plan to deal with the heat by hiding indoors, like usual.

The fact that nerds are getting upset about diversity in the latest STAR TREK show is a medal-worthy showing in the Missing The Point Olympics.

It's all the regular bigotry of America at large, combined with a belief that since they were sh*t on, they can never be the bad guy.

OK, you get a pass for signing on during the one - ONE - decade where a Yankees fan can't get accused of bandwagoning.

http://i.imgur.com/GFwB4U8.jpg

Kee-rist, going to (I assume) Massachusetts for a party at Chuck E Cheese with your ex wife. I think you may have described my personal h*ll.

Kee-rist, going to (I assume) Massachusetts for a party at Chuck E Cheese with your ex wife. I think you may have described my personal hell.

Bet you go to casino blackjack tables and cheer every time somebody busts.

"The party was in New England, BTW"

There's a strain of it, sure, but saying it's a characteristic of "the left" is speaking awfully broadly.

Bernie lost me when his initial proposal for a single-payer healthcare system involved the country saving more on prescriptions than we currently *spend* on them.

…who's the one on the left?