No, a full on chomp to the shoulder. Yeah, it releases endorphins - the kind that make me want to either run away or punch someone. Doesn't really set the mood.

Yeah, had to explain to an ex that I do not find biting sexy. Not fun.

I think that's a fairly appropriate reaction. I'd be a lot more worried if he noted it and just carried on.

As a small kid I'd cry whenever someone around me cried. Grade school taught me to put a lid on that real quick.

There may be an excellent reason a given song makes a specific person tear up ("You Are My Sunshine" does that to me because I was listening to the "O Brother" soundtrack when a girlfriend dumped me), but I have a hard time picturing him losing it over a girl meeting a guy who apparently grew up in a river. Was booze…

Was thinking he was dead, realized I mistook him for Michael Clarke Duncan.

I'm a Virgo, I like bizarre people, I have no issue with this.

I'd say he's clueless on "how" but pretty up to speed on "what".

Sorry, it was unclear that I'm agreeing with you.

"Great recording artist" /=/ "Entertaining lunch date".

This article details how Trump has gotten markedly worse at English in the past few decades. It's hard to imagine our (retches) President saying anything as elaborate as "These are the only casinos in the United States that are so rated."

You seriously need to contact Tyrese's people. There's plenty of hood movies out there, but I don't know that there's ever been a good "20 years later" hood movie.

Oh yeah. Hot vise-on-stud action, literally.

We did. That's most of the reason it's still there - we located and drilled into a support beam in the ceiling. It was a gotdamn *project* to install and I'm not keen on undoing it.

It ain't a line, it's a red flag. That's visible from space.

Mostly past tense at this point. The swing left with my ex-wife a decade ago, but the hook in the ceiling is still there. I keep meaning to hang a plant from it or something.

Hey, there's a time and a place for cubic zirconia. It's 3 a.m. on QVC, but still.

Remember reading about all the theater employees warning parents that despite being a superhero film, Deadpool *really* earned it's "R" rating and is not for kids…then getting yelled at by the same parents when they stormed out.

Yeah. The purpose-built kind.

Unsurprisingly, so's the frog.