By that standard, Hair Furor is doing great work. #covfefe

You're gonna argue that Jordan is a better example of humanity?

Maximum comedy would see Ball picked by someone on the east coast, or a smaller market. But I think the Lakers will probably take him.

On a purely basketball level, I go with Lebron because in addition to being the star player he is also the de facto coach and quasi-GM of his team. Not that Jordan should have tried to be those things - his coach and front office clearly knew what they were doing - but LeBron shoulders a bigger load for his team.

Jordan was treating people horribly while he was playing, it just wasn't getting reported in a pre-Internet world.

1. Blockbuster action movie.
2. Superhero movie.
3. DC movie.

I think the country club crowd files him under "strange foreigner".

At 41, most athletes *careers* are over, and if not they're almost there. Golf is the exception, and even in golf you move to a separate bracket that acknowledges your diminished-but-still-significant skills. And with the number of surgeries Tiger has had, it's kind of surprising he can still *walk*.

I grew up white, middle class, with a dad who played golf (if solely for business socializing) and a course a few miles away…and I *never* played, nor did I know any friends who did. Throw in the sport's history of racism, and I can absolutely understand why Black people with disposable income would spend it on…

I'd say it is now. Even so, if the racist club turns you away, you're a lot likelier to find somewhere else to play tennis than golf.

Of the people you listed, Lindsey Lohan is the only one who has been similarly self-destructive without hurting a bunch of other people. Comparing Tiger to a cheating-conspiracy ringleader, a pedophile-protector, a serial rapist, and an *actual* pedophile isn't very fair. Might want to tighten up your rhetoric.

One violently removed tooth later, I'd hope so.

I don't know that he ever really saw a contradiction between the two. Both having his way with any woman he wanted and giving back to the community were Things Important Men Do.

So…three, maybe four days a year?

Ethnically, Tiger's getting tugged in several directions and handling it poorly - Charles has no such complications and is still botching it. (You had
*one* job, Chuck!)

Man, he really knows how to pick 'em.

Bingo. You need about the same amount of space for a tennis or basketball court, and all you need to play is some balls and two rackets. Golf, you need a multi-acre estate and several hundred dollars worth of clubs to begin to hone your game.

I'd say it's making his situation worse, but it's nowhere near the root of his troubles.

Thank you for giving me a new name for the "Get thee to a nunnery" speech.

Pretty much any Shakespeare play involving royalty works well when you substitute organized crime.