So…he's moving to a cave in the wilderness then?

He's making what would be real good money for anyone posting here. Oprah is making more than some mid-sized nations' GDP.

His purity culture upbringing really contributes to making him look like he's being played. Doesn't mean he *is*, but the man seems to lack the sophistication to know if he was.

What *does* Stedman do for a living, anyway? Besides date well.

Eh, I like Rifftrax. If nothing else, be glad that it's success means no (more) fighting over the MST3K name.

I delivered for Papa John's for a year and a half, and got sick of the regular pizza but never the thin crust. So…split the difference?

Nice to see that old Onion story inspire a blog.

I like Little Caesar's, at least since they reinvented themselves as the fast food of pizza - premade, no delivery. I'd say it's definitely kin to the Pizza Hut school of pizza-making. Never had Godfather's, not in my area.

Love that other cultures have swords that were famous for their craftsmanship and precision - the katana, the saber, the scimitar. Scottish swords? Famous for being FRIGGIN' HUGE.

Assume the name was after the sword, not the anti-personnel mine?

Problem is they have those cute cartoon eyes, then ADD SIX MORE. No thank you.

…waterbug-induced labor?

I'm guessing it's a lot less mystical and a lot more monetary.

And the county sheriff too.

I have gotten positive comment replies from both Damon and Panama - now, I can die a happy man.

Your karma, man, not mine. *wipes hands*

The fact that he is in a *39-year-long* relationship that he can only now acknowledge publicly was kind of depressing.

Well, how long did it take for you to find out when Ricky Martin came out?

Bees sting. Snakes poison. Spiders…look creepy. Not a fan regardless, but they just don't rate much for me on the threat meter.

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