Usually actors like that tend to flip between obvious rent-paying roles and obvious passion roles. Looking at IMDB for him, I can't see much since 2005 besides maybe "Selma" and "Red Tails" that might be a prestige piece he took a pay cut for - I pray "Daddy Day Care" wasn't a labor of love for him.

Folks can and do absolutely die from random blows to the head - think Natasha Richardson (Liam Neeson's wife).

Going to IMDB and only checking folks who've got headshots, Lloyd Avery appears to be the only one no longer alive.

"The critics are calling it 'beyond jaw dropping'."

Ah, the role that temporarily pulled Ben Stein out of horrible politics. Suppose there's only so much you can do when your calling card is being crushingly boring.

"Yep, think I offended as many separate groups as possible with that role."

"Snow Dogs was pretty bad…but how can I top it?"

A valid point, but not one I'm willing to literally stake someone's existence on.

I'd never even heard of NFL blackouts before I spent a year in Minneapolis. Then again, I live 3+ hours from Green Bay, not sure they'd black us out even if sales were down.

…is it still postpartum if it's the guy?

A valid point, but not one I'm willing to literally stake someone's existence on.

I've gone through numerous life milestones that people assured me would rock my world for the better…and none of them did. Graduating college and getting married (both times…) were certainly fun, but I didn't experience the all-consuming joy that seems to grip most people. Plus, y'know, those all made sense on paper.

Forget daycare, parties, or children themselves…this comment is birth control.

Fifteen years ago, had a friend who worked daycare and was baffled by kids showing up wearing AXE. That, and the kids wearing alleged clothes that she termed "prostitots".

I always wondered how he got the second shoe airborne - where were the Secret Service at?

So…did he name his kids "Prototype" and "Trial Run"?

"Only *two* patients have died on my operating table! It could have been so many more!"

Had an "oops" baby happen to someone in my extended circle of friends recently. One guy wanted to ride herd on him for being happy about being a father, and I was just like "he might as well be."

I think their train of thought stalled at "a dozen seats at $40 a plate", and never got to "cheese everywhere. Yes, even there."

About 15 years ago, a(n adult) friend had her party at Chuck E Cheese. She was ecstastic, most of us were pleasantly nostalgic, and one woman was just about catatonic the whole time.