His name is Adam Sandler.

Oliver, when you're using a relative pronoun whose antecedent is a person, use "who," not "that." Foggy Nelson is a person who doesn't belong in Matt's world, not a person that doesn't belong in Matt's world. You make this mistake every single time. Stop it.

I think you'll find that's pronounced Terriers.

You could make the argument that Django Unchained is an overlong and simplistic revenge fantasy that lacked the structural ingenuity of Tarantino's best work. It's not a bad film by any stretch of the imagination, but it's not necessarily anything special. The Avengers and Skyfall, on the other hand, were…

The speech Vimes gives Vetinari in Night Watch about how *not* to honor dead soldiers rings so, so, so true.

I believe it was "I ATEN'T DEAD"

Terry Pratchett was one of a very select group of authors—Tolkien, Keats, maybe Rowling—who accomplished the incredible feat of making us all a little less afraid of death. We're going to miss him more than we know.

ORANGE AND TEAL
I FOUND ORANGE AND TEAL
I'M THE WORLD'S GREATEST MOVIE CRITIC

He WAS the Salamanca twins.

Ilium, New York may resemble Schenectady, but it's at least partly based on Troy, New York; Ilium was another name for the ancient city of Troy, which is where the name "Iliad" comes from.

That Mitchell & Webb Look.

"Every conversation about a band’s irrelevant members should begin with the violin player"

Or Orange Is The New Black.

Only a monster prefers season 1 of Dollhouse to season 2.

This will fill my Hostage Calm-shaped void juuuust fine.

This is the correct answer.

Brandon, if you hate your job, stop doing it.

*whoosh*