Now I kind of want to hear Stan's voicemail message.

"Stan Beeman: Rogue Fed. Husband, father, loverman, executioner."

This show is never going to win any Emmys unless Matthew Rhys shows up at the ceremony and yells, "YOU RESPECT HOMELAND, BUT NOT US?!"

To paraphrase one of TV's greatest contemporary thinkers, I love this show so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

My father is not American, he's British. He grew up in a very unholy household.

I remember her in the Pilot saying that she wanted to raise the children as socialists and that she wasn't 'finished with them', or something. And then there was another point in Season 2 where she sort of implied that she'd prefer Paige becoming an alcoholic druggie rather than a Jesus freak, which I found hilarious.

I work in ESL and I'm beyond impressed with the Russian actors on the show and their ability to switch between their language and English so well. I realise that most of them would have been learning it from a young age, but it's notoriously difficult for Slavic speakers to learn English fluently unless they were born…

I usually find Elizabeth going all Soviet Mommy darkly hilarious most of the time, but yeah, there's something quite gross about her wanting to recruit Paige for the KGB. It will be interesting to see where the show goes with this because probably the most redeeming feature of Philip and Elizabeth is their love for…

I watched the first two seasons over Christmas break and was instantly gripped.

You might see a Hydra goon light one up. Welcome to Network TV, where only the Bad Peoplez smoke.

Only two episodes in and this already feels like ten times the spy show that Agents of SHIELD is. It has character development which isn't weighed down by plot and a great fun cast.

I got one better for ya.

I'm sorry, but what? This has been a show for shippers ever since Carrie hopped into a car and did the nasty with a terrorist - FOR THE GOOD OF AMERICA!

"But maybe I'm just sad that I'll never see Khan's beautiful face again."

Extra points if he were holding a boombox above his head, playing a cheesy 80's song.

Hehehe… what an entertaining episode it was for us Homeland shippers. This finale was so full of saccharine goodness I had to call my dentist and set an appointment to check for cavities. And my GP, to check my insulin levels.

With that jawline/accent/hair, who cares about interesting?

It would be a complete hoot if Quinn gets blown off for yet another (quasi) antagonist of the CIA.

Pretty sure Joey Quinn could get a job with the CIA if he wanted to.

Which is why I now watch it for shallow reasons and treat it like a soap opera. Woooo! Homeland is so much more fun once you stop taking it seriously.