OK, one more pet peeve. No one ever wakes up to start their day when it's still dark out. I hate that I have to roll out of bed in the dark 6 months a year and scramble to get to work by 8:30 but everyone on TV wakes up with streaming sunlight through their window, makes a 7 course breakfast, and then goes to work.…

But they could have killed Rust or Cohle. But they didn't. Chickens. They weren't coming back next season anyway.

I loved it when NTSF mocked the enhance trope.
https://www.youtube.com/wat… They were able to enhance
pocket contents from a video! Amazing! The fact that it took place in a
strip club parking lot is just icing on the cake. Computers are so powerful nowadays.

So true. I don't know when we became totally OK with severed body parts but the hint of a lady nipple and YOU SHUT THAT TV NETWORK DOWN RIGHT NOW MR.

I'm all in with Tasha's pet peeve. Too many TV shows (and movies, under the promise of 7 sequels and a reboot) don't have the stones to kill off characters. The forced crying and funerals only to pop up later is just dumb. More main character death, please.

That final "my family…

I'm prrrrrrrretty sure Don IS the pilot. Don hijacked the plane and kicked everyone off mid-air. I'm foreseeing a slight tonal shift this season.

TOO MUCH TUNA is coming back!

Was that a new Joe? Because I feel like the last time we saw him he was being swaddled like a burrito. Now he's just WALKING AROUND.

That picture alone is enough to tell me this is a Wes Anderson movie. Incredible.

I can't decide if the point of this episode was to show that Hannah is terrible because of the terrible people in her life or if she's not really that terrible given the terrible people in her life (by comparison).

"Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should [create dino-bots]."

And his name isn't really Rust, it's just the rust on his sled from his childhood and the name stuck? OH THE HUMANITY.

So long as it's "all the bacon you have" it meets my requirements.

I wonder if Hannah would have chased after Caroline if Adam had kicked her out the first night.

They are all just biding their time until Westeros transitions into modern day Britain.

*stomach punched*

You know what I hate? Those tiny bags of doritos at Subway. What is that? 1.5 ounces? I want a 1.5 POUND bag.

Ten-year-long boner? Sorry, I don't go to the doctor for trivial maladies.

Well said. It's totally true that he's been edited as the narrative requires. I've come to accept that a lot of the challenges on Top Chef are BS for one reason or the other but it wouldn't be a challenge if they could do whatever they want every week without time constraints. That's called real life. My only wish for…