I definitively proved in my landmark sixth grade project that in a blind taste test*, humans preferred RC Cola® to both Coke and Pepsi. I don't understand why there's still any debate about this.

I've lived in Chicago for my whole adult life, and some places won't even give you ketchup for your fries. Fascists!

"What if there were a way that I could become famous in one of the only ways that would actively repel any potential mates?"

I heard his daughter liked them already, and that they didn't play all that big a role in the food choices anyway.

We don't kowtow to monarchs here in America. You tell Joey Chestnut to go back where he came from if he wants to decide what is or is not a sandwich!

The super angry guy with chronic laryngitis and the same breathing problem as Stevie from Malcolm in the Middle? I figured he was a Nolan Original™, like that kooky Nicola Tesla.

I understand. I was just doing it all for my baby. She's as fine as she can be.

I concur. Unless…do you believe in love?

Considering that my intended comment before typing the business about the heart of rock 'n' roll was "Sports!", it would appear that we have come full circle, with no need to add anything further. I'll be all right, one way or another. So let me go, or make me wanna stay.

It's sad, because the requested parameters for the new drug specifically included that it be one that don't cost too much.

He said the heart of rock 'n' roll was still beating. There is no evidence to support this claim.

Christopher Nolan didn't know he was beautiful before casting Harry Styles in Dunkirk

Nobody likes Loki anymore?

He was under a train car this whole time.

Ok, but it's not actually hypocrisy. Objectifying women and being morally opposed to violence are not inherently incompatible. It sounds like his publisher agreed to the contract, not him, and he didn't get to negotiate in the way that his contract allows.

You got Rife'd!

Yeah, I don't know why everyone in the comments (and the article itself) are so pissed at Dion. It's his song. He has the right to control its usage. Are we against copyright protections all of a sudden?

I don't watch this show, but I'm glad to see from the header pic that Joannie and Charlie Utter are still friends. He was always very protective of her.

Honestly, it's a dumb thing to do, but I'm mostly offended as a graphic artist. These things look like absolute shit.

But not by much…