Hey Taco Bell, you know where the money is at? It's not in remodeling, it's in deliveries. Your target audience is too inebriated or lazy to drive. Just think of all the sales you'd have if you delivered chalupas right to their doorstep.

But it's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!

There's a scene where the mutants all do the Macarena.

I should be replying to the people arguing with you but I thought he referred to his mother as "Martha" instead of my mother because first of all she wasn't genuinely his mother and second of all he was so distant from humanity that he would refer to her by her name rather than "my mother." (And they were really…

I'm sure somebody's already said it but I'm too lazy to look. I have the feeling people aren't going to the movies because they're expensive and many of them are are about as well-made as a Hallmark Channel movie.

If you like weird disturbing fanfiction—do yourself a favor and look up "The Minions in Me." If you don't want to be traumatized by the fact that somebody wrote erotic fanfiction about the Minions, then you might wanna steer clear.

OK you know what, I was about to grumble about this film, but I think I'd actually be OK with that.

I feel like I'm in the minority here. With the exception of big releases on opening night/day or kids movies when parents are looking to entertain their kids, I hardly ever have been in a movie theater with more than 10 people in it. I also try to avoid going on the weekends though so maybe that's also part of it.

See I remember them being paired together a few times in the films like with Muppets Take Manhattan but I thought in most of them they were more meta and self-aware of the fact that they were in fact actors who were filming a movie. I mean Piggy's infatuation was real but Kermit's wasn't.

Now see, this is where I'm confused. Everybody's outraged about Miss. Piggy and Kermit splitting up. When did they ever even become a couple? I thought Miss Piggy pursued him but whenever she said they were together, he denied it or said they were just acting.

I feel like Taylor Swift is just going through the checklist of jokes people have made about her online and is making them a reality. Somebody just inform me when Trent Reznor joins her onstage and recreates that 'Perfect Drug/Shake It Off' mashup. That's the only one I want to see.

The guest of honor should really have been Morrissey. Miserable British artist who likes to sing depressing songs and complain about the state of the world and how shitty it is and go on political and social rants? This gig was MADE for him. I mean 'Everyday is like Sunday' is literally about a dreary seaside town.…

You would think they could do that. Especially given how fast the Frozen merchandise flew off the shelves when they were shipping it out in "limited quantities."

They better step up their game or they're going to be demoted to sewing thousands of Mickey Mouse T-shirts. Disney doesn't give you bandages when you prick your finger with the needles.

I hate to be a Debbie Downer but the last Black Widow action figure I saw was on the clearance rack at the Disney store for 75% off because she didn't sell. My guess is that's one of the reasons they're not willing to make merchandise of her. Granted the paint job wasn't that great but I've found that a lot of…

Ed Sheeran. I'm not sure if he can act but then in the episode where The Archie gang forms a band they can have him sing 'Sugar Sugar' then they upload his single to iTunes and watch the money come in.

Never in a million years would I have guessed that Archie Comics would be doing a series like this.

Is it coarse?

I had to scroll down and see if somebody else mentioned it. But yeah he's my top choice.

They should have done it in Florida. Think of the possibilities. Sharknado VS Crocquake. Oh well. There's always the 4th movie.