Yeah but at least I'm honest about it.

You just won AV Club comments for the day.

I think that's just called PB/Marcy slash.

MREs aren't /bad/… if you eat everything but the entrées.

These days, we just call Big Mac Jail "the Obesity Epidemic"

Pretty sure that's the title of the upcoming porn parody.

I just want to go there so I can feel like I'm so attractive (by comparison)

But what about the best sarcastic comments full of irony and meta humor? You can't have a "Best of the AV Club" without that!

He reminds me a lot like Jim Carey screaming.

You know it's December when you read this to the tune of "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch"

Obviously whoever's cast as Rufio is just gonna be a shoe-in for when the Homestuck movie comes out.

"Setting aside the fact that O.J. Simpson’s participation now interferes with—rather than enhances—its humor"

Will twerking be considered protected free speech if corporations can twerk?

Yeah, well, I kind of envy that naive enthusiasm that only Tumblr's crop of introverted, empath teenage girls are known for. Enjoy it while you're young, kids.