i think as long as not being able to breath makes him angry he will get more powerful and more unkillable as long as he is in a vacuum

what, uh. what schtick is that

haha yeah fuck people who breath through their mouths, what a telling and important trait

Nearly all sex workers wind up in Heaven

seriously though, LOGAN. like is there literally any other actor on gilmore girls less suited to pull this off? kirk included?

He's doing that thing right wing comics love to do where they literally say something they believe or think is good and assume it was a joke because it was a really gross, shitty thing to say

Heh not only will I be going to hell… I'm going to do BEER and MARIJUANA there! *skateboards off in full 90's rad kid attire*

"I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" is such a shitty title, like it's super awkward sounding and Max couldn't even summon up a specific beer to namecheck in the title. "Gosh Maybe Meat in Purgatory??"

i mean it's a bunch of la comics that paul f tompkins knows, but the venn diagram there is practically a circle

I feel like Gaffigan doesn't shit on other people for not working clean or whatever though

That's really more of an Off-Broadway idea

That's true, but Peter himself is a resolutely optimistic guy, and the overall mood almost never turns into Batman-esque gloom and doom. Like, there's a reason Reign was a completely awful book.

I mean… Hong Sang-soo is in a real different mode than Bong and Park generally work in? The third I'd put with them offhand is Kim Jee-woon, in terms of like super stylish, propulsive, very modern feeling movies

oh my GOD please keep him on this show forever

I enjoy that they actually got Kevin Conroy to sing that

Yeah, like Dazzler would be an obvious and potentially successful musical character, but it's just a strange idea for Spidey. I could soooort of see Bats in something like operatic and a lil Wagnerian, but Spidey is a bright, sunshiney dude, and the best way to put him in a play would be to have him off to the side…

God, that's one of those shows that reminds you in the worst possible ways about the D-grade The Front Page that's hiding in the Superman mythos, in that it's basically a D-Grade The Front Page musical only one dude can fly for some reason

I mean, 'legit' is misleading, since it only happens via glitching

no, drive should be your first on

the only good axl meme is the endless loop of him yelling 'gimme some reggae'