Disney is thinking of me when they fuck Quentin

Pretty talkative for a dead guy

Well you have to weigh the value of broadband internet if all you want it for is television. If that's the only reason you have it you are better off with a cable package. if you are only paying for a few different shows many are available through hulu and Netflix anyway and you can subscribe to the premium channels…

The a la carte method is something cable providers have resisted for a long time, but its what consumers want. These streaming services will inevitably benefit networks in negotiating with providers, especially as broadband coverage expands. People forget the US has a pretty terrible infrastructure in regards to…

There are plenty of war movies out there if you're interested.

With every new Jobs movie I grow more and more convinced he died of boredom.

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Which jet was Benny's?

Stupid politically correct police

So Alien Jesus, when did you first read the intergalactic Bible?

I'm totally with you on Wonder Woman. Im going to be really disappointed if she ends up being the "come on boys, let's work together" character. I'm hoping her role is more of the "Eff this I'll save the day myself" persuasion while Bats and Supes have their dick measuring competition.

#Cona2015

You're playing into his trap! A true artist is not appreciated in their time! Love him now!

Netflix?

Does anyone else feel he wants his movie to bomb so he can be bitter and angry about it in interviews?

He'd make an excellent member of The Onion news team.

I frequently irritate anyone who asks me who is driving by answering with bear is driving. It is purely a reflex at this point.

Thank you for including Clerks:TAS on this list. To this day it remains my favorite thing Kevin Smith has produced, and that's coming from a fan.

I always assumed the "pheliac" part of the name meant he had sex with alcohol.

I'm going to see the movie a second time to see if it holds up with the suspense slightly lowered, but I feel a solid B is appropriate if the first avengers is the bar for an A.