I got nothing. My daughter is going to wake up in 1 hour and 6 minutes, and I am somehow going to have to tell her this, and then send her into a world that has become immeasurably less safe for her, and for all of us.

Oh for crying out loud. I just happened, like, two hours ago. We can be upset for a little bit.

And as long as I'm going with cakes, I'll recognize the ad people at Betty Crocker, who now feature dads baking with their daughters and moms baking with their sons on the back of their cake mix boxes. That should be included too.

How about Chris Hemsworth? He baked an adorable cake for his daughter this year, and then when everybody praised him for it he pointed out that women do this all the time and no one notices, to which we harried moms all replied "thank you Chris Hemsworth, thank you very much for pointing that out." That seems like a…

OK. So I get that Glamour wanted to include a man on the list for some reason (since there aren't enough men who get recognized for stuff, I guess), and I get that Bono uses his celebrity status to promote good stuff, but if you are going to pick a man as Woman of the Year, why not pick a man who has specifically done…

But she's done more for not-covering-your-gray than any woman in history. Lady can rock a head of silver locks. This is Glamour magazine.

Me too. I don't think I ever slept well as a child because of accidentally catching these movies on Saturday afternoons. But on the upside, I also accidentally saw movies like "Citizen Kane" and "The Front Page".

Wow Hoat. That was an impressively literal interpretation of my question.

Oh Wonder Woman. Where was your truth lasso when we really needed it?

Well, I'm getting one for Slick the Gecko. He's got some Youtube videos.

Neither of those things seem worthy of a star on the walk of fame. Perhaps the walk of mediocrity.

Why the hell does he have a star in the first place?

There are entire web sites (well, maybe just memes) devoted to Meisner with his shirt off. Yes, he did sometimes appear shirtless.

He died with his shirt on, unfortunately.

Goodbye Meisner. May they bury you with your shirt off.

They're like "Why did you take this one point off" and I'm like "Do you seriously think your answer is perfect? I could have taken 10 points off!"

I meant you don't want me to let medical students get away with being mediocre.

Yes I will! And I'm sure you are glad that I do. I train doctors.

I never grade on a curve! Outstanding work gets an outstanding grade regardless of how many students achieve it (they could all get As). Failing work fails. Also, scores do not follow a normal distribution, making the curve meaningless. The issue is that most students have a different idea of what "outstanding" is.…

Tarzan know where Tarzan go.