"I like ice cream a whole lot,
it tastes good when days are hot…"

Once again, proving that Alexander Hamilton is the most Fuckable of our Nation's Founders.

I'm willing to wait for it, wait for it…

Earth to Lux Lisbon, it WAS long-awaited.

You're welcome.

Which really only worked effectively when he had The Worm running wild.

"I don't even OWN A Calderon! No way, Jose!"

THE A.V. Club

you're here, ain't ya?

Yeah, he's not the choice I woulda gone with

Piss off, I'm watching the show now.

It's safe to say that Lin-Manuel finished any tiny glass of liquor put in front of him, because you KNOW that he's not throwin' away his shot!

Ooh, Alcopheliac's pistol fired before the duel even began….

Eventually, all the imitators Punkout.

Be honest - it was canceled b/c it didn't get the coveted David S. Pumpkins endorsement.

don't worry man, I'm just checking Twitter on my phone, totally not calling CPS…

…when no one's looking? I think that's sexual assault….

I grew up with parents who had a huge affliction towards mayo (I don't love the stuff but I'll use it occasionally now). Because of this, and a BLT obviously needs a little bit of moisture, I grew up putting peanut butter on BLTs.

I know it's a real bad habit, but I always bite my Bugle nails with my Pringles duck mouth.

After taking a four year sabbatical from Taco Bell, I've found myself visiting the Bell once every few weeks lately when I'm solo and lack any ambition or self-respect.