You would know.

Fer instance?

When you something spell it?

Can I get a totebag with my subscription?

As a hammock-loving grandpa, I am intrigued by your theory and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

Stealth irony

"Hot Fun in the Summertime"

A name clearly created by pulling random words out of a hat, ala Toad the Wet Sprocket.

"weird, inorganic media push"

On tiptoe.

Which is it: instantly or overnight?

Yeah, but it just keeps them out for the playoffs. We're not monsters!

A visitor's pass? This is one of Trump's "invite Mitt Romney to dinner" pranks.

Or at least, that's what you told him December 26.

"This will scar you forever! Ready?
[dramatic pause]
"You'll never make more than $35,000 a year! Ha ha ha!"

Washington Bureau Chief, Infowars.com.

Sorry for trying to conflate "Excitable Misunderstood Genius" with "mental health issues". Speaking as one, I've dealt with them.

Or Maxwell Kirshner? (Deep cut.)

Until not so very long ago, a gay man dying of terminal cancer in the hospital might have to whine about it to himself, because his partner wasn't "family". He sure as shit wasn't benefitting from his partner's awesome health insurance, or designating him as the beneficiary of his Social Security benefits.

We're not putting a boot anywhere near Saudi Arabia's ass. That's where the lips go.