commander / commandeer

Artisanal only.

gerrymandering

They might at least excise the last sentence. While these allegations are for the moment just that, you shouldn't encourage consumer support while they remain viable. Especially by acknowledging that you're making a buck from the transaction.

Love this.

Stefan, if you can't write in intelligible sentences, you can't come on the internet to play.

I never noticed that, but you're right. Can't trust a man who never laughs.

Marfa sounds like Santa Fe for crackers.

Dick Rider? You made that up.

SmurfILF?

To paraphrase Louis CK: I wish I was Superman and I watched Trump fall out of a Trump Tower penthouse window. Just so I could swoop down and catch him, only to see his expression of relief give way to dawning realization that I'm taking him up to drop him from a greater height.

Well, except for the fact that impeachment will require the support of at least some Republican congressmen. (I was going to write "Republican congresspersons, then I figured there can't be enough Republican congresswomen to bother.) And it will take a substantial minority of GOP Senators to convict him. So the…

Sorry I'm so late to this party. It's been interesting on both sides.

I guess my point was the disparity between taking justifiable pride in the physical seat of power, and the refusal to let the people he works for know who's visiting it. It's just another shabby little power play, done because he can, like specifying two scoops for himself and one for his guests.

I'm almost… ALMOST… tempted to give him the same benefit of the doubt. It's just that he's said so many batshit crazy things. He would have to be a genius provocateur on a level that Andy Kaufman could only dream of being.

President Paul Ryan? Hmmm… lemme think.

So proud of showing off the Oval Office.

My excuse? I don't like coffee.

Every one, whatever that number is.

Holy shit!