Shit, I'll play along a while.

I'm not sure that calls for a "but". Until I switched to satellite internet, my phone's download speed was 3-10 times faster than my terrestrial wireless service.

"Fiddle About (with a bra clasp)"
"Eminence Front"
"The Punk IS The Godfather"

I'm not sure that's how butt stuff works in O'Reilly Town. I could be wrong.

Which apparently was repaid in full, as one of the episodes showed a pride of lions taking down a midsize elephant.

I may be out of line, but I'm going to call bullshit on that. A lit bong will stay that way maybe three seconds without hitting it.

No worries.

And again, since you're expending a lot of effort parsing words:

That's funny, because I saw the Gin Blossoms open for the Spin Doctors.

I enjoy all of those artists unironically.

Bomp bomp bommm!

Two questions:

Doesn't that kind of make it worse?

That turns out not to be the case.

And Hannity is literally a blockhead.

"oral fingering"

It's a big building with cronies and relatives in it, but that's not important right now.

All due respect, LordWhorfin, I'm gonna go with "monkeyboy."

The "depends on how long she had cancer and what type of cancer she died of" is what makes his statement premature, no "maybe" about it. And premature, not wrong, is what Gwen called it.

And David Gates!