I understand that this season operated under dream logic, but:
-The season-long case was sprawling and incoherent with a bizarrely convoluted yet snappy resolution
-None of the plot threads ever really came together
-The gags retread a lot of old ground, only changing the setting
-Archer's thematic arc (finally…

He forgot the gum.

So if Minka Kelly wasn't either A) Sin Rostro or B) one of Rose's lackeys…..WHAT WAS THE POINT OF MINKA KELLY?

And there goes my theory that the Vault was actually the Cupboard of Patrick's Love.

MURDER BOARD! MURDER BOARD!

Speaking as someone who has gone on many of those dates, I felt that this episode was familiar but a bit uninspired. There are those first dates where this is no chemistry or where you try to force a connection or where you're probably better off as just friends. I understood the points that this episode made, but…

BARRY: Hmmm. I need to know what comes after "Banana and Elvis." I know! I'll travel back in time to when Lyla first set her password, steal the code, change a few other small details, and then I'll be back in time to rob ARGUS!

If you watch FJ in slow motion, you can pinpoint the exact moment when David's heart comes back together in triumph.

Something between a priest and Ricky Martin…

Rabbits continues to troll us with their needlessly protracted dialogue and inconsequential tangents. This week, there was a two minute bit where Carly "forgot to turn off the recorder," which merely led to a throwaway conversation with no secrets revealed. There was also the gem where instead of saying "Holy crap!…

Sounds like we're finally getting our Gerion Lannister spin-off!

For a second, I thought that OJ was going to stab Gavin to death.

Nice of HBO to use the same extras from the orgy episode of Westworld.

That first scene was the best opening that Six Feet Under ever did.

Two weeks ago she was just a barista. Now she's having her wedding ruined by Arnold!

The AV Club

Today in Trebek Says What We're All Thinking:

"Like many of our contestants, Janet here is a collector with a funny engagement story who also visited the DMZ."

Since this is Jeopardy, "Foreign Words and Phrases" should have simply read "French Phrases for Trebek."

It's also Tony Shalhoub's finest work.