For David's PhD defense, the Lit department will simply play a clip of Final Jeopardy and stamp his thesis with "REJECTED."

What is fantasy football?

Lockjaw will be played by a polar bear

Or a young Lisa Loeb.

For a second it looked like Eli's daughter from The Good Wife was going to dethrone champion Daria, but lower-energy Aubrey Plaza managed to take it home.

It's a hipster bluegrass church in Brooklyn, Alex. Maybe you've heard of it?

Just like Juliet Burke's new job, Jess is not in Portland.

Ehhhhhhhhhh

Trebek is looking for new ways to say "Correct" to replace "You got him!" and "Choose again."

Doo dabba da wow

Great episode. Minus points, however, for its use of You Can't Always Get What You Want due to its involvement in The Big Chill.

Welcome back to "Trebek's Inferiority Complex":

The first five minutes (setting up the concept) and the last fifteen (where we get the convoluted yet bizarrely fun twists) are the strongest points of the film. Problem is, they sandwich an hour fifteen of drab, talky, meandering nonsense. Very little happens in the second act; there isn't much of a mystery to…

The Canadian Goose is the natural enemy of the Musk Ox.

Great game all around. Before FJ, I said to myself "The champ is going to bet it all." I was shocked at his sensible, game theory-wager. But I'm sure that Adam is still telling himself, "If only I would have wagered like I did in my first game…"

Lin-Manuel Kadabra

Congrats to young Troy Aikman on becoming Jeopardy champion!

Started to listening to We Hate Movies and it is just as amazing as Podmass made it sound. Ultraviolet was a great review ("How does the director's fan theory make any sense?") and the concept of a Moonlight-inspired Killer Croc film has made me break out in laughter in too many public forums.

-The slogan of Quincy, Mass is "Whites Only."

STEPHANIE: Zumba is a lot of fun!
"I don't do Zumba. We're not at a Zumba class. We're in outer space. I'm the very handsome captain."