Lani is the result of a teleporter malfunction involving Joan Cusack and Noel Wells.

Tonight's episode is why I feel we should have held back on the "A" grades earlier on. "Ex" was an all-around perfect half hour of television, the strongest of the season. The first story was a triumph as Patrick rejoined humanity and the second was wonderfully patient as it slow-played the relationship and…

Chidi in his red cowboy boots? Pulling. Them. Off.

Going in, my mantra was, "The dialogue is going to be unnatural and expository. The acting is going to be wooden. Just get over it and try to enjoy the show."

"Because she's a woman."

HE'S ON SECOND!!!

"It's got to be Emily Dickinson! Wait. That quote wasn't in iambic pentameter. …Wait. It has to someone who's blind."

That explains his traditional Vanillan clapping at the end.

Congrats to Dana Carvey's Tom Brokaw impression on winning tonight's game!

I can only hope that Molasses Boy's cuck fetish was inspired by the Doughboys.

It's Trebek's favorite power move: if he isn't familiar with the topic of discussion, either A) say that it's stupid or B) change the subject to something he is well-versed in (like stem cells or viking ships).

He was a surgeon in the 4077th unit.

Drug dealers were selling STARDUST as a rather DASHING looking Ollie worried about his LEGACY as Felicity continued to be the RHODES SCHOLAR of the group and I am now running out of WRESTLING JOKES.

Drop the "the." Just "Silent Spring." It's cleaner.

Tonight's interviews got two "Good for yous" as well as a classic "I stopped listening halfway" Trebek non sequitur (non Trebek-uitur?):
"I was afraid I would be left behind in Beijing!"
"Well, that's their story."

Bryan Greenberg can't seem to adapt to the pace of the show's dialogue, because his lines have been painfully stiff and over-recited.

So this isn't a prequel to that Tim DeKay Frankenstein show from last season?

We need four Wellses to go back in time to tell each Barry that he's an idiot for trying to save his mother.

That bat mitzvah is probably the Dan Band's finest cinematic appearance.

Time for my first OBJECTION:
The clue asked for the street mentioned in TV show titles alongside "77" and "Studio 60." The Sunset Strip is a portion of Sunset Blvd and not technically a street address. </pedantic>