AFAM: I started a foundation to help Nigerians in need.
[Crowd responds with actual mid-story applause]
TREBEK: …Good for you.

If she had, Susan would have told Trebek she was saving Our Mutual Friend for last.

A Baltimore musical?

I like Harris (discount George Plimpton) and Susan's Desmond Hume-esque quest to read every Dickens novel before she dies was endearing, so I was rooting against evil Tony as we went into FJ. Very happy we don't have his intense, quad-shot espresso style tomorrow.

And he shows up in Michael Mann's Thief.

Madame President. Did you hear about Colt's birthday dinner?

PEYTON: Since no one's going to listen to it, we figured we make it as difficult to play as possible.
TREBEK: Ha! That's almost a joke in and of itself!
PEYTON (via his Bighead-ian glare): …Yeah. Didn't really need to spell that one out.

Dumb Dora was so dumb that she thought "Top Pick" meant her BLANK.

That cherry/chocoholic/bro bacon/pepperhead ice cream at least gets three and a half forks.

The weird thing about Laurie is that all of her answers (even in the form of a question) end normally. But whenever she calls a category, it's "for six hun-DRED!"

Alex has an amazing gift to make even the most inoffensive story into something negative.

"Who is Rapid?"
"Who is Quickly?"
"Who is Speedy?"

Laurie didn't run that category, did she? Something was odd when she got a round of applause yet only had $2600 as her score.

On Day One: "Screw you, Buzzy!"
On Day Two: "Where's your comeback, Buzzy?"
On Day Three: "That's what I thought."

First, Sally offended Trebek with her "low" winning total. Then, she offended him by yes/and-ing his "All Boils Team." Alex's wrath? Turning the Q&A into a hearing on whether or not she has ever struck out during t-ball.

I had a crush on Walter Cron-KITE.

Take that as your Mulligan.

You were a late Bloomer.

TREBEK: You're a closed captioner. You people do good work.

That was Governor Chung to Richard's left in the Mikado, right?