"Unless I'm asking you questions about sexual assault, wait your turn!"

CNN's Carol Vessey did not look particularly happy to be there tonight.

The Cape, soon to be rebooted on NBC

Remember when Felicity was paralyzed?

This week in I Fast-Forward Through the Flashbacks:
De Facto Eastern European Love Interest gets shot, flashes some serious crazy eyes, then gently snaps a guy's neck (I assume there was probably some loud foley art to make it seem more intense). Then, Mysterious Black Guy appears for some reason.

CBS All-Access will feature in-episode synergy where, with the click of a button, viewers can purchase Diane's necklace of the week.

He was Smoky.

Chekhov's Roll Tide

#WintelgioIsComing

Memorizing the Sports Night rant re: Taming of the Shrew between Dana and Sam finally paid off.

Considering that Trebek will use the normal, innocuous Q&A to launch into serious topics (see: that week when he wouldn't stop talking about jail time for Wall St.), Power Players week is going to be peak insufferable Alex.

Big E Langston as John Bigboote, please.

Janet Varney, I'm a fan of yours. Really like you. But you really have to stop loudly laughing into your mic during the interviews. It's very distracting, like a supportive Statler and Waldorf.

I've never been more physically disgusted by a story than by this week's This American Life. Took me a long time to get through it, having to pause and cringe before moving forward.

"Your Type" for me

I recently had my DNA tested by Ancestry dot com, and it turns out that Greek and Italian genomes are so similar that they're lumped together as one. So when Kalpakis mixed up his Greek and Italian accents, it was perfectly justified.

"Who are Franzen and Franken?" could be an answer to the category "One Letter Off Celebrities."

With improv comedy, there's an infectious energy in the theater when it's clear that the performers are having fun on stage. The scenes might not come together, but you still find yourself laughing along.

He's like a Pete Holmes that constantly twitches instead of constantly laughing.

LAUREN: When my back is turned, my students steal my belongings and then send me on a scavenger hunt.
TREBEK: That's good because it means they're curious!