Yet more nudity! Lot of nudie scenes with this gal!

Kaye was out of his box well before that, some of the stories of him working on British commercials are ridiculous.

She didn't write it, it's actually from the original touring version of Mack And Mabel. Jerry Herman dropped it on the pre-Broadway tour, said it slowed the pace too much in the second act. It was dropped along with Throw A Pie At Me (And I'll Cut Your Fucking Throat In Your Sleep).

He has. Rumours are he exploded.

Two mothers-in-law walk into a bar….

You got internet access?
You got a keyboard?
You got between three and fourteen fingers? CONGRATULATIONS!!!! You're a Senior Editor at BuzzFeed!!!

I could do with a bacon role right this minute.

Well, safe except for the time Angela Lansbury came out with that appalling stream of f- and c-words, and Don 'The Dragon' Wilson read that twelve-minute speech denying the Holocaust. That was a strange year….

Hey, think of the branding oppertunites - 'Billy Crystal Meth - Now with extra hacky old man schtick in every snootful!'

Latin for wax.

Do those underpants only come in right-handed versions?

This is just terrible news. I know a couple of people who worked on Aliens and they just loved him. A terrific actor and underrated director. Frailty is a truly underrated pic. I shall watch A Simple Plan tonight in memory. Another fantastic performance which didn't get the recognition it deserved.
RIP Mr. Paxton.

Sorry, it was just Paul and Linda, wasn't it.

Exactly. Sky in the UK tried an experiment years ago with really hugely promoting films on which they had exclusivity, with the slogan 'NOT In Cinemas! NOT On Video! ONLY On Sky!', which made people think, 'Jesus Christ, that bad….'. Since the first pic in the line-up was Steven Seagal's debacle The Patriot, you can…

Strange, but to me that was one of the bigger disappointments of recent years.

I thought that read '…the film’s mix of lamb-mangling violence and buffoonish caricatures,' and thought, that's bold.

Today's best deals: Guillermo del Toro. is that by the ounce? The pound? what?

So the poop bags come with two dispensers. As does your dog.

That scene is just so perfectly timed, the bouncing down the stairs and then BOING!

True, Ryan Kavanaugh is astoundingly punchable, and makes you wish you got a knuckle duster for Xmas.