Love that song but isn't the first line
All the pain, and the pleasure's the same,
It goes so fast

Combine all that with Pino Donaggio's stunning score and….. wow, powerful.

Ah crap, must read down further….

I first noticed her in the mid-seventies in the hugely underrated Prime Cut, a tremendous thriller with Lee Marvin and Gene Hackman. A superb film and she has a terrific role which really made an impact on me. Actually probably shouldn't talk about Prime Cut in case some shit-brained no-mark decides it needs a…

I remember reading a fascinating essay about him around the time of release of Pistol Opera, which believed he could have had a long and fruitful career, but unfortunately he was regarded as obstinate, short-tempered and often difficult to get on with, and that was by his friends! Those films which he did make,…

Yet 'mon petite chou' (cabbage) is a charming compliment.

Stop using your left foot.

Good move, except for The Young New Mexican Puppeteer….

Go and look up Katarina Johnson-Thompson (honesly!).

Poop, Shower & Relax are also my lawyers. Alan Relax mostly deals with employment law but Melvin Poop handled my last apartment purchase. Not sure what Ingrid Shower handles.

Wow, the guy in the header picture, what a catch!

I'm calling my band A Wheelbarrow Full Of Tripe, just to make it easy for the reviewers.

Mussolini made the population run on time.

Inventor of the dish Steak Tarrare.

Just to warn you, Tom Hardy is reading another bedtime story on the BBC Children's Channel tonight…..

I've heard of that but never done it. *eyes bottle of balsamic vinegar on shelf, puts coat on….*

I think he prefers ribbed.

Never had strawberries with salt, but freshly ground black pepper on them is excellent.

It's going to need it, the first reviews are fucking terrible!

Hey! I have a large framed photo of Kellyanne Conway hanging over the mantlepiece.