I remember the filmmaker James Muro, at a screening of Street Trash, saying that Bryan Singer got his first job as a camera assistant and general help on that admirably nasty little pic, and that Muro fired him, saying, paraphrasing, 'he was fucking useless!'. He added they later made up, and Singer has since used him…

Oh look! I can make it reappear too! Even quicker than it vanished. *spew*

I'll invest $20, but I want 70% of the equity, all overseas rights, all cable, TV and stick-a-jack-in-your-forehead rights, all merchandising including trading cards but not recipe cards, sequel rights, prequel rights, equal rights, and the chance to punch the homeless man in the throat and blame it on you. Deal?

Ben Carson, lunatic / Ben Carson, lunatic /
Ben Carson, lunatic / What more do I have to say!

Won't be seen for a hundred years. I've known post-production companies like that….

Oh Jeez, didn't realise it had got that bad. That's tough.

Honore de Balzac, or in English, Worship My Scrotum.

I just thought he was a bald, greasy Levantine.

You get incredible espresso ice cream in Italy, which is very definitely not for kids…. or some adults, actually….

You and me both, sunshine, but years ago the Chap I Knew Who Had Things would never let me have any Ecstasy, saying, and I roughly quote, 'You're bad enough on a Friday night in a bar on beer and vodka…..' I believe he was trying to save the virtue of the local maidens (which if you knew where we drank….)

Why does everything taste of copper?

Not being in the US I've always wondered about Chock-Full-o-Nuts. Why isn't it Chock-Full-o-Beans? You don't make coffee out of nuts. Well, actually the Nazis used to make 'coffee' out of acorns because they couldn't get the beans, so unless Nazis are still making ersatz coffee for the US market why the name? Is CFoN…

I've seen Two And A Half Men, and I'm suing that sorry sack of shit for anything I can get.

You know, I would love to try that, and would probably be able to put its 'journey' out of my mind. It would be the price which would probably bother me more.

The very best places have a dedicated 3 day old, moldy Diarrhea sommelier.

Real, genuine absinthe, not the export stuff, as found in some of the older bars in Prague, is fierce, wonderful stuff. That and strong expresso would be a terrifying blend (*he said, looking at the stove-top coffee pot and the last absinthe miniature he still has…….*) The most dangerous combination since nitro and…

I'm not too sure of the details but there were certainly hints of that, and when The Dissolve went tits-up there were a few concerned posters here saying that he really was in trouble, which is why it's been good to see him back here now and again. I largely love his stuff, although he can occasionally be a bit…

Don't remind me of Coming Around Again….

No. My God, what must Annette Bening have all the others didn't?

Didn't they approach Neal Young and he turned them down?