*ahem*

The Song Remains The Same needs more than weed to tolerate these days. Bath salts or krokodil perhaps.

They didn't get murdered after the Civil War, they've just done an awesome album with Sparks! Some people just don't understand history….

***B A N G ! ! !***

Fu Man's doing okay though.

The Thursday night previews for Jem generated just $36 per theatre. The weekend is going to be a bloodbath.

Yes, and I want a cock the size of a draught excluder. Now fuck off and bleed, you ghastly no-talent hack.

Exactamundo!

This is quite fun, for those who haven't had your fill of Back To The Future yet….

About as much as JFK knows about MGarchangel.

I saw a press screening of BTTF just before release with a bunch of video and hardware journalists, one of whom pointed out that Marty simply could not have plugged the camcorder into the 50's TV since they had totally incompatible sockets and even if he had some sort of lead then the pic generated by the camcorder…

Haven't seen him, will track him down. This, however, is one of the best vent acts ever….

Seinfeld did a one-off show at the London Palladium a couple of years ago and the cheapest seats up in the Gods were £200 (@$310) with the front stalls at, I think, £750 (@$1,160), so give it seven or eight years……

Always surprised me that two of the biggest stars in ventriloquism, Edgar Bergen in the US and Peter Brough in the UK, were at the height of their fame on radio, although it was said of both of them that their lips moved more than the dummies' did.

Craig T. Nelson won't be going back to Coach. First Class all the way for self-made man Criagey T these days. Nobody gave him any help at any time, nobody at all.

My goodness—Stan can't spell.

Not drinking anything for which the logo resembles a methhead's sleeve.

At least you could go to a shingles bar. Sorry.

A real hash brown is a great thing (on what planet have you been?), but a McD hash brown is weirdly waxy.

This year's must-have Christmas toy - The Anti-Semitic Tickle Me Elmo. Comes pre-loaded with more than fifty insults, epithets, racial and religious slurs and holocaust denials.