I can play Sabbath's NIB on an Appalachian Dulcimer!
*crickets chirping*

Sort of same here-my peak of Indy/Star Wars obsession was about 1992, although I was in grade school at the time (and my interests very much set me apart from the other kids into X-Men/Ninja Turtles at the time!) but I kind of look back fondly on that period in that there was no oversaturation of all things Star Wars.…

*Elliott Kalan grabs TommyTron by the collar*
"I say you let the Flophouse have it first!"

I liked the pilot when it first aired-the first half was Indy as a boy in Egypt and the second half he was teenager in the Mexican Revolution, but the second episode had Indy encountering a suffragette movement in 1917 England. Due to the lack of melting Nazis or anything even remotely resembling an adventure, I was…

Eh, I think they made the right decision there. It felt like the funeral transition and the distant shot of Farley walking avoided him having to do emotional acting directly, which I don't know if he was capable of pulling off.

You mean Macbeth?

You've done gone and undermined my snark, consarn it.

You know what other band is 30 years old? Stabbing Westward.

Of Duke Nukem: Time To Kill and a Daria commercial bumper fame?

Or that the U.P. doesn't count.

The Red Green Show was funnier.

Hints and allegations
*drum fill*

There's a Cracklin' Tater choked in. Ma throat.

*twittering*
*eye blink*

*horse whinny*

There's also Santa Claus:The Movie

There's also Brian Blessed or Ron Funches or Eliott Kalan…(joke)

Orange whip?

Let's stop being so negative all the time and offer some…constructive criticism.

"…and I say GAH-GAHDAMMIT!"