Erector Set 3: Rock-Hard Erection

Freddy still butchers the prideful idiots though right?

The C=64 Wizard of Wor was a great way to spend a summer vacation as a kid. I stand by that decision.

"beaver-tail slap across the face"

*tears up TV contract*

I can sympathize … Newfoundland is certainly no Cape Breton.

No, that would be silly.
The law was against practicing witchcraft fraudulently … ie lying for money

What? Anyone's accent can start to slip after knocking back t'ree quarts of Molson

I liked it when I saw it years ago … I wonder if that VHS tape will still play?

Ya' gotta network…

Australia's Canada is New Zealand.

Why would this mother magically have knowledge of tv show production?

No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.

This is the sort of perceptive, in-depth analysis that makes the AV Club so vital to our modern society.

"The sky above the port was the colour of a television tuned to a dead channel…"

Well, this one's still true!

I hope you had to look that up - and don't just have all of Battlefield Earth committed to memory…

Eh, nothing anyone will remember 5 years from now.

The best bits I remember of The Streetfighter films:

Hippoocracy. Tyrannical rule by hippos.