Agreed, we all want to see Jon do his shooting-star press… but they aren't going to give that away in the first match-up…

After a hard fought battle and thrilling film climax, do you *really* want to deal with the ghost of a giant mechanical spider? No, sir!

We keep telling you, masturbating onto a sheet is *not* 'storyboarding'…

Noone else has… why should he be the first.

Not the same thing I know, but I was gobsmacked to come home for Christmas after a term at university to find my Millennium Falcon, AT-AT, and Death Star missing. *sigh*

I played it through twice - man, I must've had a lot of free time back then.

Yes, everyone but you is dumb.

An easy way to identify someone who has an inordinately high regard for their culinary opinions and exactly which state they're from?

About a million people are going to point out that Fireflies wasn't Miyazaki.

No A&W?

In the same sense that everyone driving by notices the dead racoon… yeah, we now know he existed.

The 'Adult World' is just taller grade school…

I hear they have that slogan printed on the burger wrappers, "It's Edible!!"

Wait, really?

Weirdly, some days I think Lewis Black does his schtick better.

You put the lime in the coconut!

The twist at the end of the pilot is that they're at the start of the Romero Living Dead timeline in Pennsylvania…

No sale.

To deal with the stream volume from R.Kelly's Wiz Netflix is going to use their proprietary ICUP protocol.

"Alrighty." *scribbles note* "OK, and just how much von Sydow do you think we'll need on the show?"