Stannis is all about burning people to keep that witch-power gauge in the red.

Abe Vigoda!

When they start referring to everything as a potato is when I start missing jokes because of my own laughter…

And so passed the "Eat" phase of my life…

We love your theme song!

So Stone-Cold is going to whip him into the corner and put him in the Tree of Woe?

That race was fixed! Everyone knows red marbles are faster than blue!

Their incessant cawing … and murdering

Arthur: "What does it say?"
Brother Maynard: "It says: 'Here may be found the last words of Joseph of Aramethia. He who is valiant and pure of spirit may find the Holy Grail in the Castle of AAAhhahhhhahhaaa…"
Arthur: "What?"
Brother Maynard: "The Castle of AAahaahhaaaaaa."
Sir Bedemere: "What, he's dead?"
Brother Maynard:…

I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot…

Well now I just want a Jos. Louis and a Pepsi!

Funnier too.

Ivory Soap.
Do I win a prize?

"When I took the test the answers were in my brain. It was like a whole
different kind of cheating."
- Bart Simpson

Was that when Scottie took a swing at them?

Alfred Bester 4 Life!

To be honest I think we're actually mostly agreeing.

For some reason I can't quite explain, I've never liked that 'just working things out' argument when comics bring it up about comedy clubs.

Sounds like *someone* hasn't heard the Good News about our Lord and saviour, John Lennon…

I turned on a MST3K DVD last night and it immediately occured to me that I'd stopped noticing the theme at some point - and it is *sorta* sung, but it is the very epitome of this genre.