True or false. Americans should physically assault protestors whose speech they disagree with.

You are equating a literal war to a legally sanctioned protest on American soil?

Yeah yeah, I know, old man yells at cloud.

Yes, it is. Please use your frontal lobes instead of your primitive lizard brain.

No, it really isn't.

Exactly. My first comment under this article is blasting the author for citing to twitter as if that is fucking news.

"Now we're taking Weekend Update jokes literally as advice to save the country"

Was this a joke or are you a sub 50 IQ imbecile? Let me know before I waste time telling you about a third option beyond the two you mentioned

Most people who are professional online outrage idiots seem to try their hardest to NOT be productive.

You're one of the few smart folks here. Congrats.

"I dunno, some of the people on Twitter were fucking savaging Tina Fey."

You. You are one of the smart ones.

We do need to fight them, figuratively. Yes.

"Funny as it was… not everyone appreciated its sort of literal “let them eat cake” attitude.

That would only work if they didn't care about ratings. That would only work if they weren't trying to make a profit.

Yeah he was basically perfect there

1000x this

He was one of the few actors who overcame George Lucas' shitty non-existent direction.

It would be awesome if this turned out to be a *smaller* more intimate story, with a lower budget than a regular Star Wars flick.

Like you're having an affair with her? Or she just happens to be in front of you at Starbucks.