With their dentistry skills!?

It'll look better on TV

I'm guessing it has something to do with British people and awful teeth?

Christianity: "God sacrificing himself to himself to save humanity from himself"

Explosive diarrhea

Michael Douglas in Ant Man was prettt darn good

Nope, he just kisses people super quickly with his super speed which makes them forget

According to talk shows Sam Jackson does that when he rides the subway. He's like "thanks, I know, everyone tells me I look like him". Lol

"because he’s a 55-year-old man who insists that Scientology magic gives him the power to do ridiculous stunts."

Yup, he's like George Costanza trying to get people to call him T bone. Except more successful at it.

I watched one episode of the TV Girlfriend Experience and that lady had a super unemotive face.

He was the least problematic thing in the mix! Shit script, shit director, shit conception of Doom. You put anyone in that movie in that role and it would still mostly suck.

The script writer, casting director and director of the movie fucked up Doom a ton more than he did.

He was miscast sure but the script and direction also sucked so mostly not his fault I bet.

Best face of the bunch

They put the ASS in classy

Didn't read the comments yet, it's funny to me no Sasha Grey in this but he cast her TV show Girlfriend Experience character as a replacement.

They could and should but sadly won't

Yeah that's what I meant. Or he somehow knows about the stones

But she wouldn't date you