My invisible incorporeal mini dragon friend told me so!

True. It is terrible but less terrible than those.

Benign no. Not too harmful, yes.

The cultists will say you're doing it wrong

Thinking positively can be helpful but it isn't magic. You don't send magic fucking energy out into the universe.

It *is* a basic fact *about the show*. On the same level as "did I do that?" was a catchphrase on Family Matters. And it was said every episode.

Lol!

Dude your analogy makes no damn sense.

Read over your analogy and then realize you should be extremely embarrassed by it.

He's not tall, I meant he smoked some weed.

Can he BE any more high in that photo!?

Well tedious and repetitive is never good storytelling, agreed.

In general maybe but here no. Here you are an unrepentant failure.

Those were all shorter and easier to remember.

Frankly, considering the show/books are modeled after the Middle Ages but with magic, the sexual violence is understated if anything. (For an over the top R rated show with tons of violence.)

It was literally in every episode at least once.

Dammit back to the drawing board then

It seems very implausible that anyone would ever want to steal that face

I truly believe murdering all hipsters would make the world a better place. Lol.

A lot of morons don't think. They follow trends, or they make knee jerk unthinking emotional responses.