Hardly fleeting.

Past or present?

Shotgun's ideal in that scenario.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Who knew Easter could be such a sexy holiday…

I assume…for other people.

I'd watch the Lego version of that…

Chester? He's already a molester…

What about Biden?!

I'm still rootin' for "Turducken".

That reminds me: What do you think his Secret Service code name will be?

*sad-sex enthusiasts perk up*

Do not swift-boat Charlie Brown!

Wait, that's supposed to stop at childhood?

I named my Rowlet Rufus. Just so I can yell it.

Killer Bees! Aww, man I forgot about the hysteria surrounding "Africanized" Killer Bees. That was…that was not subtle…

Audrey Hepburn?

Finding Zemo.

Funny "Hah hah", or funny *drink*.

Any means to get J.K. Simmons…