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    No!

    It's easy to understand when you think about the kind of person you're talking to.

    First off, yes obviously he is unless you somehow think that there were multiple other observers hanging around in there watching him only be moderately involved in the situation.

    You're treating this like he just happened to be there when he escaped federal custody. That's… not going to fly in a court of law.

    Yeah, you really should have had those sites bookmarked years ago.

    Pointing a gun at someone is assault with a deadly weapon, for pretty obvious reasons. Also the bus/train crash was the result of a coordinated escape attempt and even if he wasn't part of the planning phase of it he certainly went along with it and escaped in the process. (Ever heard of the phrase "felony murder"?

    They really need to hold some kind of intervention with Wild Dog and those guns. Seriously. He's trying to fire two machine pistols simultaneously while holding them sideways.

    "I'm innocent!!"
    "I don't care! Fleeing Federal custody and destroying government property and causing a massive train derailment in the process, stealing medical supplies, accessing private medical records for personal use and assaulting Federal officers in the performance of their duties are also crimes."

    " They’re grilling bulbous links of Polish sausage, firing a shot of pasty cream cheese from a caulking gun into a grilled bun, then topping all with a tangle of grilled onions."

    I suspect that one of the reasons that highlighting the unique flavor of a protein is important is that it's very easy to mute it to the point where it really is hard to tell from anything else. Like, for example, pulled pork and roast chicken both really highlight what makes pork and chicken great, but if you had a

    "Well, I remember as a kid when I wanted to make really good food, and this is really good food so…."

    Jamie's dish, even without salt, looked pretty amazing. I wouldn't be at all surprised if it was genuinely great tasting and that salt would have put it over the top into really incredible.

    I suspect that it has a lot to do with: (1) the variety the chef's have to deal with as opposed to what's generally available* and (2) the way things are prepared. The ones that looked to me to give them the most trouble weren't the stranger ones so much as the ones that were more normal but prepared in what looked

    Yes, you're right. Clearly we are being overrun by a horde of foreigners after the government stabbed us in the back because of the jews Obama. That's sane.

    It's possible, but it fits in so well with the overall atmosphere of the movie that I feel like it could have legitimately been intentional.

    I think that vibe was mostly dead back when the original one came out. That's part of the fun of it, really. The "it's a hip James Bond for the new Millienium!" thing (still absolutely convinced this a gag) works even better when the hip thing about it is a few years out of date. (Partially it works better because

    I don't know how a movie that could cause this sentence to show up in a review could ever be given a grade as low as a C: Cage quickly tracks down his nemesis at a floating rave for arms dealers, and after chasing each other on motorcycles with waterskis strapped to the bottom….

    I love that scene: there's no reason they couldn't have had an actual rocket launcher of some kind there. I mean, they had a helicopter mounted minigun in the movie, and an endless series of other guns and explosions. But nope! For no apparent reason* they just decided to go with a camcorder glued to the side of

    Um, no actually it very clearly is not you imbecile.

    Oooh we've got an intellectual here boys!