Because it's insultingly dumb and corny. The example of how to do this kind of show well without disrespecting the intelligence of the viewership would be Sleepy Hollow. It's an exposition bomb that's slowly plotted with zero character development leading to no vested interest in any of the characters, the Master is ……

I'm not sure what show you are watching. Ichobod Crane came back to life after 200 hundred years (because of his witch wife who was until recently living in purgatory because her coven put her there) and meets up with the other witness of the end times, a young policewoman who encountered a demon when she was a child…

Friends and family and lovers (past and current) called me after Will died to make sure I was ok. Josh Charles is also my most-enduring celebrity crush. I get it.

Is this the new "I don't have a tv."?