He needed a shtick like Colbert. If he'd done his show in the character of his 1970s era black power conspiracy theorist he'd have the highest rated show on Comedy Central.

Good point re: travel bans. Assuming Harris isn't actually a bigot, I think the problem is more "literal interpretation of holy book"-aphobia vice Islamophobia. Basically every Abrahamic holy book espouses violence against nonbelievers. Jewish fundamentalists (look up King David Hotel or assassination of Rabin)…

Why does atheism have to stand for a meaningful cause? I think the cause of busting superstition, or at the very least drawing a line for how far religious people can push beliefs onto others, is meaningful enough.

John Wick is actually a documentary. A typical day in the life of Keanu Reeves.

Hanks? Or maybe go with a real candidate like Tulsi Gabbard. Why would you want an inexperienced celebrity to be the leader of the free world? People didn't vote for Trump BECAUSE he was an inexperienced celebrity, many voted for him simply because he wasn't Hillary Clinton (and vice versa, many Clinton voters…

Ellison won't be elected. A Muslim leader of the DNC? The party does not have the balls to do that. I think it would be a good thing to show how different the party is, but never going to happen.

Has it really? She just won the popular vote. The election was rigged. There are many arguments that would compel the Democratic leadership to nominate her again. You think the party is smart enough to realize that she isn't electable. The real question is whether she thinks that. If she wants to run, they…

Lol we'll see. She won the popular vote, remember? Demographics will be even more favorable for her in 2020. Pelosi, Reid, Wasserman-Schultz - literally nothing has changed about the party after losing the House, Senate, and Presidency, Supreme Court (soon), governorships, and most state legislatures. They…

Warren? She had her chance to support Bernie but went with Clinton because she was leading. Bernie probably wins Massachusetts with her support. Warren is all talk. No thanks. (although having our first native American President would be grand)

Then you haven't been paying attention. Hillary Clinton runs Bartertown. The party works for her. If she isn't nominated, it is only because she chose not to run, not because the democratic party realized that she's a terrible candidate.

$5 says Democrats try to nominate Hillary Clinton again in 2020, 2024, and 2028.

The Resurrection of Peter North

Couldn't have said it better myself.

The best Moriarty is Star Trek Moriarty! He's a hologram… or is he?

Hmmm… Creepy sociopath billionaire, constantly checking social media, always threatening to fire people, tries to hit on ladies a quarter of his age, talks about building special hotels, obsessed with TV coverage, brags that he could get away with murder because he is so rich and powerful…. Sweet Christmas, NO ONE…

Or if she pulled a Hannibal Lecter and made someone wear a skin face to fool the hospital staff.

I thought Baby Driver would actually feature a baby driver, along the lines of Toonces the Driving Cat.

"This is my actor. There are many like him but this one is mine."

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